Gourmet meals are prepared by our chefs throughout the year to satisfy the variety of tastes of our customers from around the world.

Fraser River White Sturgeon Sumptuous Suction

Salmon chunks with assorted carrion, or anything else that can be sucked up from the bottom of the tank.

Garter Snake Escapee Special!

Free Range Raised worms an grubs or when in season, live fish!

Rosy-haired Tarantula Swan Song Crickets

Fresh singing crickets with a light aqua mist dressing.

Fiddler Crabs Mealworm Mash

Wild mealworms and . . . anything really.

Giant African Millipedes Non-Stop Veggies

Party fruits and spring vegetables including: bananas, romaine lettuce, apples and cucumbers from the local farmers market, lightly seasoned with calcium.

Madagascan Hissing Cockroaches Fresh Off The Floor

Sun-dried cat food with bits of fruit, vegetables and skin flakes. Complementary fingerbowl of water served on the side.

Fire-bellied & Western Toads
and Spotted Frogs Critter Kitchen Ranch Special

Mealworms and crickets raised on our own Rubbermaid Ranch as well as anything else we can catch. Would you like flies with that?

Indian Walking Sticks Scrambled Brambles

Succulent lettuce and tender bramble leaves salad with our famous light aqua mist house dressing

Corn Snakes Yesterday’s Catch

Our chefs prepare mouscicles at room temperature and ensure they won’t fight back. Served weekly.

Painted and Red-eared Slider Turtles Underwater Swallow

For our discrete, shy customers who will only swallow underwater we offer a selection of tasty oranges, apples, and lettuce with a side of pellets. This dish is sometimes served with live fish when in season.

Please do not eat the other customers!